Uchi no Tendou dojo isourou
Ranma tsurai shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki ! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni nacchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke !
Ranma "Omee, kawaiku nee nda yo"
Akane "Joudan ja nai wa yo. Anna hentai, o-kotowari yo"
Genma "Uumu, nani kara hanaseba yoi no yara
"Ranma, korosu !" SHANPUU
Ranma "Temee, nani shiyagaru !"
Kunou "Hito yonde, fuurin-kan koukou no aoi ikazuchi"
Souun "Setsumei shite moraoo ka, Ranma-kun"
"O ho ho ho ho ho ho ho~" Kodachi
Muusu "Ora no waza wo, tejina yobawari suru ki ka"
Obaba "Muko-dono, tashou wa dekiru yoo ja no"
Happousai "Ha ha haa~ Akane-chan no PANTI~ !
"Buii~, buki~ !" Ryouga
Uchi no Tendou dojo isourou
Ranma tsurai shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki ! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni nacchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke !