The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Kosen: "Boku-tachi ga nantoka shinakereba kakujitsu ni sekai wa houkai suru no desu
Komatta mono desu.
Sono shoujo wa kono sekai wo jibun nitotte omoshirokunai mono da to omoikonde iru.
Kore wa chottoshita kyoufu desu yo."

Doko kara setsumei shimashou ka
Kawari yuku genjitsu no naka de
Koko ni deaeru boku-tachi sae
Setsuna no yume naraba
Ushirometakunai kurai tanoshimi wo kanjite mo

Warui koto ni wa naranai deshou
Just a Spectacle!
Odayaka nou sekai yori wa
Oniai desu yo ne
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku wa kageki deshou ka?
Houkai wa tometai no desu
Kimi wo miteru to…

Kosen: "Kangaete mo mite kudasai? Wareware no you na chou nouryoku shaya, asahina mikuru,
nagato yuuki no you na sonzai ga, tsugou yoku ichidou ni kaisuru ka no you ni, toujou suru deshou ka?"
Nagato: "Watashi no shigoto wa Suzumiya HARUHI wo kansatsu shite, nyuushu shita jouhou wo tougou shinentai ni houkoku suru koto"
Asahina: "Shinjite moraenai kamo shirenai kedo… atashi wa kono jidai no ningen de wa arimasen! Motto mirai kara kimashita"

Dokomade natoku deki masu ka
Fukashigi na genshou wa tsuzuku
Dare mo himitsu to shiri nagara
Mainichi sugosu no wa
Sorezore no omowaku to choppiri no koukishin

Egao wa kuse no you na kanji desu yo
That’s Problem everyday!
Dekiru kagiri no otetsudai shite mo ii deshou?
Soshite yagate mirai sae mo imi wo ushinau beki nara
Kimi wa ando suru deshou ka
Shinpai na no desu

Kosen: "Kanojo ni negaware dakara to yuu tada sore dake no riyuu de koko ni iru desu yo ‘
Nagato: "Suzumiya HARUHI wa jiritsu shinka no kanou sei wo himete iru. "
Kosen: "Ichiban no nazo wa anata desu."
Asahina: "Jikan no yugami no mannaka ni kanojo ga ita no?"
Kosen: "Kanojo ni wa ganbou wo jitsugen suru nouryoku ga aru."

Warui koto ga okitara mamori mashou
Just a Spectacle!
Odayaka naru sekai no tame
Wari to yatte masu
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku wa kageki deshou ka?
Houkai wa tometai no desu
Kimi wo miteru to… shinpai na no desu
Komari mono desu

Nagato: "Jouhou tougou shinentai wa, watashi otooshite ningen to KONTAKUTO dekiru"
Asahina: "Shinjinakute mo ii… tada shitte oite hoshikattan desu. "
Kosen: "Osasshi no toori, chou nouryokusha desu… sou yonda hou ga, ii deshou."
Kosen: "Magare?!"